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What movies have not aged well?

16.06.2025 00:41

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

From Russia With Love

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why don't people like Nickelback?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

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